May 2012
Sherlock: Walk up to the crime scene
John: ... no
Sherlock: This is what I see
Lestrade: What?
Sherlock: I got John H. Watson-
John: A bit-
Sherlock: - Staring at me
John: ... not good
Sherlock: I got deductions in my head and I ain't afraid to show it
Anderson: What?
Sherlock: Show it
Donavan: What?
Sherlock: Show it
Sherlock: I'M SHERLOCK AND I KNOW IT
reasons why i would make a terrible doctor's...
me: dude, i'm not going anywhere until you fix my laptop so i can go on the internet anywhere in the universe. and my phone too.
doctor:
me: also can you fast forward to 2020 or something and buy sherlock season 3 and 4 for me cuz i'm kinda broke right now
doctor:
me: and i need supernatural seasons 7, 8, 9, and 10 on DVD
doctor:
me: and all the game of thrones books
doctor:
me: wait did the series end yet
doctor:
me: i need a hoverboard too so i could save money on gas and just ride it to school everyday
doctor:
me: oH MY GODSTIEL DOC IT'S A DALEK JESUS THESE GUYS ARE ADORABLE
doctor:
me: LOOK LOOK IT HAS THAT CUTE WITTLE TOILET PLUNGER FOR A GUN AWWWWW
doctor:
dalek:
me: WITTLE WITTLE DALEK I LOVE YOU YES I DO
fangirlsjustwannahavefun:
someth1ngwick3d:
...
hi. i didn't mean to intrude on your scrolling but...
Where Do Goldfish Come From?
fakescience:
Whenever I see a girl crying, my instinct is to...
beautifulthingsrecovery:
This would totally work on me…
me: opens tumblr
me: sees pictures of OTP
me: makes weird noises
me: rolls off bed
me: rolls out window
me: rolls into street
me: rolls off the earth
me: floats into space
me: incinerates in the sun
me: reblogs post
clavid:
apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
STOP SCROLLING.
I love you and I hope your day is going well.
OKAY. CONTINUE.
April 2012
How ships work
In real life: You two have been in a relationship for some time and work well together! I ship it!
In fandom: You two have dated once/are currently in a relationship/have obvious feelings for one another. I ship it!
In Tumblr fandom: You two have exchanged lingering glances of clear unresolved sexual tension and basically my life and feels depends on the outcome of your relationship. I ship it!
In Sherlock fandom: MYCROFT AND CAKE. OTP.
queenrickon:
if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh
