June 2012
do something embarrassing
spend the next 10-15 years remembering it in excruciating detail at random moments
To Say Nothing of the Blog: →
tosaynothingoftheblog:
How I write: Avoid my manuscript for five days, sit down to write for five minutes and end up writing ten thousand words without stopping for a breath
How I edit: I’m just going to skim over this chapter quickly so I can get through it NO I DID EVERYTHING WRONG I HAVE TO DELETE THE WHOLE…
doctorwho:
When you deal with a show like Doctor Who
you have to qualify things like that
you-do-count:
Doctor Who is the longest-running science-fiction television series of all known time.
…of all known time. All known time?! Is there a science-fiction television series that existed before written history? Or are we including other universes? Alternate timelines?
(from the BBC America...
See a funny picture on the internet
thats-so-true:
See a funny picture on the internet
Show a friend
“I don’t get it”
you’re like
from That’s So True http://bit.ly/KtnesO
teamfubar:
ursorum:
ursorum:
i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed
thanks dad
APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”
THANKS
DADDY
well at least he’s caring
that awkward moment when your singing to yourself
thats-so-true:
that awkward moment when your singing to yourself
then you look over and ppl are starring like this…
so your just like…
from That’s So True http://bit.ly/KtvWqV
me: *wakes up*
2 hours later
me: *gets out of bed*
Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr,...
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
mothafickle:
k-urt:
courag3:
cubbybuddies:
AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID
I WAS PETRIFIED
KEPT THINKIN’ I COULD NEVER LIVE
WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE
BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS
THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG
SO CALL ME MAYBE
You've really got to hand it to short people.
ugotta-love-it:
Because they often can’t reach it
encephalopathy:
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
slugclubmember:
malallory:
madlori:
mynameisgrey:
incipient:
lovett91:
failstun:
tomhiddledong:
innercheeseburger:
tomhiddledong:
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alright britain
The mildly interesting barrier reef
somewhat fulfilled expectations.
alexander the good enough
the little-bit-posh canyon
the satisfactory outdoors
the...
teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude
