do something embarrassing spend the next 10-15 years remembering it in excruciating detail at random moments
To Say Nothing of the Blog: →
tosaynothingoftheblog: How I write: Avoid my manuscript for five days, sit down to write for five minutes and end up writing ten thousand words without stopping for a breath How I edit: I’m just going to skim over this chapter quickly so I can get through it NO I DID EVERYTHING WRONG I HAVE TO DELETE THE WHOLE…
doctorwho: When you deal with a show like Doctor Who you have to qualify things like that you-do-count: Doctor Who is the longest-running science-fiction television series of all known time. …of all known time. All known time?! Is there a science-fiction television series that existed before written history? Or are we including other universes? Alternate timelines? (from the BBC America...
See a funny picture on the internet
thats-so-true: See a funny picture on the internet Show a friend “I don’t get it” you’re like from That’s So True http://bit.ly/KtnesO
teamfubar: ursorum: ursorum: i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed thanks dad APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME” THANKS DADDY well at least he’s caring
that awkward moment when your singing to yourself
thats-so-true: that awkward moment when your singing to yourself then you look over and ppl are starring like this… so your just like… from That’s So True http://bit.ly/KtvWqV
me: *wakes up*
2 hours later
me: *gets out of bed*
Due to the high amount of unused URLs on Tumblr,...
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
mothafickle: k-urt: courag3: cubbybuddies: AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID I WAS PETRIFIED KEPT THINKIN’ I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE BUT THEN I SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS THINKING HOW YOU DID ME WRONG SO CALL ME MAYBE
You've really got to hand it to short people.
ugotta-love-it: Because they often can’t reach it
encephalopathy: urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions
slugclubmember: malallory: madlori: mynameisgrey: incipient: lovett91: failstun: tomhiddledong: innercheeseburger: tomhiddledong: the mediocre gatsby the decent wall of china the ok depression alright britain The mildly interesting barrier reef somewhat fulfilled expectations. alexander the good enough the little-bit-posh canyon the satisfactory outdoors the...
teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude